holiday bashing

i have not been posting lately and i wont anymore.

But for you who like the H bashing i have good news.

My friend Surkit(circuit) will be taking over and he's just as crazy as me.


From creator Stephen

Alas Mother's Day, the day you give thanks to your female parent figure who raises or raised you. Or the day you give flowers, candy, teddy bears, diamonds, gold, and other presents to the same parent figure. In other shorter words. Yep Mom's day, the day were u give stores money for presents you give your mom because some marketing people said so. No body really needs a day if you say "thank you" when you should. But we don't always do that, so we have the good intention to make a day for the person who needs to be thanked. Then the same thing that kept us from saying thanks(A.K.A. Money) says buy, buy, buy, and buy or your not really saying how much you love them. That's why in sted of giving your female parent figure the gift you bought them just say "thank u".

If there is a holiday as pointless as this one let me know. If we are not secretaries we think they will hate us for not getting them anything. If you are a secretary you hope that no one notices what day it is and gives you some cheap present and hopes they don't have a giant office party to embarrass you because it's April 27th.

I will no longer be bloging about holidays so find someplace else
















April Fools
Well it's April so people think that they need to put a holiday that makes being a jackass ok. Well this holiday is not advertised and has not increased sales for anybody except joke shops. So why an I bashing it. Same reason people celebrate it because it's a holiday. The first of April is a boys will be boys day. Were a close friend of mine decided to play a trick on his demon sister. This friend put toothpaste in his sister's shampoo. Except she never used that shampoo. A couple months later he acendently used said hair/tooth cleaner and smelled like crest for 2 days. So plan these Foolings carefully because they can come and bite you in the butt or head as the case may be.

Once again the malls pull out the little spring decorations and hire santas to put on the bunny suit and let kids hunt for easter eggs. Come on people, get real, bunnies, eggs. Has everyone( except for poor old jp2(the pope)) forgotten the truth about easter? The "Easter Bunny" and his "Easter Eggs" only represent the fertility of this day. The truth is suposely Jesus came back from the dead(dawn of the dead midevil style) and showed he was the "true" son of "god". If you ask me for my theory, I think that Christmas and easter are the same day. After all wouldn't you come back to life on your b-day. Also for years i recieved these baskets of candy and racecar toys and sports balls. And sucked down delicious jello molded eggs and cadbury creme egg omlets(just kidding. i'd never cook creme eggs). But i offten wondered if this is the only way to get kids to celebrate a holiday. was the whole point not covered up in bunnies and candy? This is why i write these blogs.

Ah yes, St. Patrick's day. The day that says you wear green or get your skin pealed off little by little. The day were jackasses paint their pools green. But do any of you know what this "St.'s day" is about? A popular answer is St. Patrick cleared all the snakes off the island of Ireland. This is sorta maybe kinda right. No I'm sorry if you believe this go slap your self. Instead it's a racist metaphor for clearing the island of the classic Celtic religion. Let me clarify. St. Patrick is a "saint" therefore he follows the catholic religion. Ireland is now half catholic. Any of the Celtic religion left? No. So as you put on your garmets of green remember you're all racist for celebrating this holiday

I wonder if my birthday becomes Feburary 21st when i become president? Well it must how else would we be able to make a president's day? oh wait it has nothing to do with leaders and founding fathers and goverment, it's about what most holidays are about, marketing departments. Sure screw Tom Jefferson, JFK, Bill Clinton (greatst presidents in my opinian) lets just sell stuff and go some where. The school districts made this day and as a fighter of the evil ccsd i will not stand for this. Bottom line, the Prez day celebration is downright a sham and mockery of this country.

Yes the most sicking holiday is among us and worst it's on a Monday. The Greeks had a love goddess named Aphrodite. Like all the other gods the Romans stole her and named her Venus and her son Cupid. The Romans must have been in the middle of a transition between their old religion and the new one, catholism, when they created this gagging holiday, how else would you explain St.Valentine and charab Cupid together in one day. Any way the whole idea of a love saint is messed up. Especially when they say he was in prison for going against the emperor. Now I will not say that famous line, you all know the one, (just another holiday created by hallmark). I will not say this because I don't believe a card industry is powerful enough or old enough to have created such a demonic hell spun chaotic day like this. But alas today we will be forced to "celebrate" this holiday just like any other and for the people like me who don't we will have the misfortune of speaking our voice only to have squashed with another famous line (you're just mad because you don't have a date). And by the way if you think you need a date because of a certain date I feel sorry for you.

I'm sorry for not writing on mlkj day.

Ground Hog day, this is actually one of the holidays I do like but alas I must carry my duty. The reason I like Ground Hogs day (and the same reason it's so hard to bash this day) is because it has not strayed from the purpose. People dress as the way their ancestors dress and rely on the sun and a fat rodent to predict the weather. I can't believe they thought that a fat rodent could predict the weather. And how did they decide on a ground hog. What a bunny or rat was to hard to find in the 17th century Pennsylvania? Also most of the people were farmers, they couldn't make a weather calendar, I mean the Aztecs did it and they made semi daily sacrifices. But alas as long as the name Phil is given to a ground hog and he wakes up to a bunch of weirdly dressed people and sees the shadow cast by our source of life we will wait till every Feb 2nd to see if their will be in six more weeks of winter.

New years bashing 05

ah yes a new year and with a new bashing. First let me make clear what are we celebrating. We are celebrating a full revolution around the main star in the solar system. Yes another 365.24 days have gone by. I can see why people clog streets and buy stupid 2005 fake glasses that will be in the trash January 2nd. Why this is stupid is because expensive gun powder pack in a bag launch in the air and blown up has absolutely nothing to do with gravity hurling us through space nor does a stupid ball with light bulbs lowered 1 1/2 feet on top of New York time square. But alas we still celebrate year after year like we accomplished any thing. Know what we accomplished? We accomplished not being around in a billion years when the sun gets so big it throws us out of its orbit. But till then earth will still spin and move around the sun.